What's the craziest thing that you have done for love? A Bulawayo couple chose to set a life-time record after the two failed to control their sexual urges when they spent the whole night making love in toilet.
A man only identified as Nqoe, after meeting his 'darling' at a shebeen and experienced 'love at first sight' decided to search for a private place where he would showcase his talent to his loved one. Without wasting much time, the two analysed their situation putting into consideration their financial status, time of the day and above all, the desire to quench each other's sexual hunger. They agreed to feel each other's sweetness in their neighbour's toilet.
True to their word, the couple found one 'comfortable' toilet and jumped into serious business right away. As the romp got even 'juicier' the woman could not contain her excitement quietly, she began making some 'sounds of joy'. Having heard some odd sounds coming from the toilet at around 5am, Phiri, the owner of the house whose toilet was being 'abused' woke up and headed straight to the toilet to figure out what was happening. He got the shock of his life when he stumbled upon a naked couple that was having sex in his toilet.
A reliable who spoke to our news crew on condition of anonymity said for quite some time the neighbourhood had been forced to pick up used condoms from their toilets in the morning.
"Phiri heard noises at around 5am. He was shocked when he went to figure out where the noise was coming from. He locked the door from outside and called us. We have been picking up used condoms in our toilets for quite some time now," he said.
After the neighbours stormed outside the toilet, Phiri unlocked the door, to everyone's surprise, the 'toilet couple' was found highly intoxicated, with a pile of used condoms dumped next to them. Efforts to force the couple clean their 'mess' proved futile as they were both seriously drunk. The visibly frustrated Phiri rushed to report the matter to police leading to the arrest of the 'toilet couple'.
"Nqoe admitted to the charges, but his partner vehemently denied the charges. They were then fined and released," said the source.
We managed to get in touch with Nqoe who CONFIRMED the incident.
"I decided to sleep in toilet because it was late, and I was so drunk. I met the woman at the shebeen, I don't know anything about her," revealed the 'toilet man'.
Nqoe said he refused to clean the toilet because he had paid fine at the police station.
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